“You made out at the metro, and you’ve got two more girls just like her. You picked them up at the gym. I bet you told both of them about your dad and who he is. Harvard graduate got a number, yes he did! But for a guy who’s got nothing to say, you really talk a lot of shit. Harvard graduate got a haircut! Didn’t tip! Can you spend your time rolling your eyes when you’re turning twenty-six?”